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My name is Valerie. I'm almost 20, I'm gay, and I'm awkward as fuck. I'm a huge cheese ball, I like cheesy pick up lines and I love to do sweet, cheesy things. I love music, movies, and books quiet a lot. I cuss worse than anyone I know. I have depression, anxiety, and bipolar disorder. My anger gets the best of me sometimes. I think about something so much I end up making myself sick. My mind races constantly, and my head usually feels like it's gonna explode. I know that I'm a mess, but I'm working on fixing that. If you give me a chance, I promise you won't regret it.

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Everything you love is here

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There’s nothing harder than letting someone go whom you thought would be here forever.

lonleyontop:

When i was in second grade 9/11 happened. I am American arab, my first language is Arabic.

On 9/11 I stayed home from school because I was very sick. I was with my family, we were all horrified by what was happening on the TV. We were praying for those people that were in danger. My mother who was Orthodox Christian at the time, lit a St. Mary candle and put it outside of our apartment building.

A couple hours later me and my little sister -who was in kindergarten- were going to see if the candle was still lit. As we walked up the steps from our front door to the main doors, we could hear shouting. Our neighbor was drunk, he was angry. A 45 year old man who lived with his girlfriend. We knew he drank, we always could hear him stomping, and shouting around above us. But on that day I could clearly hear what he was saying. “I’m going to kill them! I’m gonna shoot em!!” I heard these words but I didn’t know what he was talking about, we both brushed it off. Once we finally got outside, we saw that our candle was crushed. Someone had stomped on it, and broken it to pieces. Me and my sister ran back to our apartment to tell our mom, and once we got back in our home we were met by our dad, on the phone with the police department. Our neighbor was screaming from his balcony about how he was going to kill someone, and I finally had realized he was talking about us.

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aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE

I love Cat Shaming attempts because it’s always clear from their expressions they a) give zero fucks what you think and b) totally intend to reoffend.

cats are still eldritch horrors but these are amazing

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Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

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sorelatable:

Asking if I want to link my tumblr account to my facebook is like asking me if I want to invite my family over to watch me masturbate

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stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

Does that girl also have a dick

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THI S IS MU FAVORITE THING

marthaaaaaaa

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